You will always, always be wrong.

Exhibit A: Harry Potter: UR DOIN IT RONG.

Exhibit B: I'm a fan of zombie!fic and all, but what bad acid trip convinced this guy this would be a good idea? The fact that there is apparently a MARKET for this stuff is what really scares me.
It is hilarious to me that I can make an absolutely phenomenal Thai coconut curry... and yet I cannot cook rice properly.

Seriously, it's ALWAYS either too soggy or too dry, regardless of cooking method or amount of water or type of rice. Rice is my arch nemesis in the culinary world. THIS SHOULD NOT BE THAT HARD.
I know I'm not the only girl going, "Yep, that." Hey, when you don't have any other recourse...
...you know you're out of touch with the rest of the world when half your friends' list is full of, "Happy Resurrection Sunday!" and your immediate thought is, "Are there really going to be that many people at Resurrection tonight?"

*beats head on desk*

I'm blaming it on the fact that it's 5 a.m. and I've had three hours of sleep.
victorianpirate: (Pirates (chibi!pirate))
( Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:35 am)
"Apparently if you just write BEAVER! people's minds head straight for the gutter." --Neil Gaiman

Neil, honey, have you met your fanbase? *snorfle*

I love that man.
victorianpirate: (LotR (WTF?!))
( Mar. 19th, 2009 11:48 am)
"You must have been the second woman God created after Eve, because when I saw you it was like I found my missing rib!"

Stupid and ridiculous to begin with. Using it on the PAGAN CHICK...? Epic fail.
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